She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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