Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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