it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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