brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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