I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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