And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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