yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
