ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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