We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We have started to decorate penises.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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