1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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