The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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