Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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