i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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