I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I smell like Dick and happiness
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize