I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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