I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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