Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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