have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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