I hate your face
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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