Where is the hickey?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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