apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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