you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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