Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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