Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My vagina is very pro this idea
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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