bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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