Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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