I have demons in me.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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