drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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