I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
