I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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