So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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