just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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