I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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