69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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