there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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