Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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