Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The police scanner is talking about you again....
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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