No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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