David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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