spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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