..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Four minutes until I can fart!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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