In the future we'll all be gay
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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