If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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