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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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