I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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