i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize