If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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