It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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