In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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