1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm at about main and main street
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You have to summon your inner elephant
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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