Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think I sprained my soul last night
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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