she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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