Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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