sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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