Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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