Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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