i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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